There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you: you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
Christmas gift suggestions: to your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
— Frank Zappa
Most of the mess that is called history comes about because kings and presidents cannot be satisfied with a nice chicken and a good loaf of bread.
-Jennifer Donnelly, Revolution
They sing to the tambourine and the lyre and rejoice to the sound of the pipe.
If music be the food of love, play on
Winners compare their achievements with their goals, while losers compare their achievements with those of other people.
Beware the barrenness of a busy life.
O! beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the green-eyed monster which
doth mock the meat it feeds on.
– William Shakespeare
My mother said to me, “If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.” Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
Prayer does not change the purpose of God. But prayer does change the action of God.
“You can do more than pray after you have prayed; but you can never do more than pray until you have prayed.” -A.J. Gordon
Once a new technology rolls over you, if you’re not part of the steamroller, you’re part of the road.
– Stewart Brand
When the devil goes to bed tonight, he will check under his bed to make sure Sandusky isn’t there.
African-American Neighborhood Terrorized By Ask Murderer
-The Onion headline (That is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on The Onion!)