There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.
Ecclesiastes 3:1
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.
John Wayne
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you: you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
Bob Marley
Christmas gift suggestions: to your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
Oren Arnold
This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you
JOHN 15:12
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
— Frank Zappa
Most of the mess that is called history comes about because kings and presidents cannot be satisfied with a nice chicken and a good loaf of bread.
-Jennifer Donnelly, Revolution
They sing to the tambourine and the lyre and rejoice to the sound of the pipe.
Job 21:12
If music be the food of love, play on
-William Shakespere
Winners compare their achievements with their goals, while losers compare their achievements with those of other people.
-Nido Qubein
Beware the barrenness of a busy life.
– Socrates
O! beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the green-eyed monster which
doth mock the meat it feeds on.
– William Shakespeare
My mother said to me, “If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.” Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
-Pablo Picasso
Prayer does not change the purpose of God. But prayer does change the action of God.
-Chuck Smith
“You can do more than pray after you have prayed; but you can never do more than pray until you have prayed.” -A.J. Gordon
Once a new technology rolls over you, if you’re not part of the steamroller, you’re part of the road.
– Stewart Brand
When the devil goes to bed tonight, he will check under his bed to make sure Sandusky isn’t there.
-Glen Pridgen
African-American Neighborhood Terrorized By Ask Murderer
-The Onion headline (That is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on The Onion!)