I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD and I’m like YO.
Bringing an end to #2016 by pretending to sing to Mariah Carey while Mariah Carey pretends to sing to Mariah Carey was kind of silly.
How come when you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s already 6:45. When you’re at work and it’s 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s 2:31
Stream or download a free copy of my new record “Bright Lights and Love” here.
Getting ready for the Falcon’s Game today with Erika Rowell!
Headed to the studio for the final mixdown of the record. I can smell the finish line!
Your future employer WILL judge you by the things you post on the internet. The internet is forever. Think about that before you press the button…every time. If your mom and dad shouldn’t see it…don’t post it.
Note to self. Buck Pizzle is kind way of saying Buck Penis. Yes, the dog treat that Hank got all over my bed, jeans and face is raw Buck Penis. I want to throw up.
Kentucky will remain undefeated and win it all. Maybe the greatest single season in college basketball history!
In an alternate universe somewhere, all the ducks are making white girl faces.
Night Sleeping Requirements:
Is the pillow cool enough? Are my legs positioned so they don’t put too much weight on each other? Can I hear anything? Are my arms tucked in nicely and not at any odd angles? Can I stop thinking about the day’s events? Is enough of my body out from under the blanket so that I don’t overheat? Is my alarm set? Is Jennifer Aniston happy? Are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?
Morning Sleeping Requirements:
Is the surface vaguely horizontal and not entirely made out of hornets?
OH MY GOD! I just realized that football season is over. What will I do on Sunday? WHAT WILL I DO?
Women love it when you emit three high pitched squawks, inflate your expandable throat pouch, and then dart back and forth between trees.
The #MissUniverse announcement is up now! I hope it’s someone from Earth!
Glen Pridgen Band – Live at Smiths Olde Bar – 10/25/2014
That feeling you get when one of your biggest dreams come true…I’ve got it!
Lets get this show on the road! Smith’s Olde Bar…Here We Come!!!
Hard to sleep when the creative juices are flowing