Bringing an end to #2016 by pretending to sing to Mariah Carey while Mariah Carey pretends to sing to Mariah Carey was kind of silly.

How come when you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s already 6:45. When you’re at work and it’s 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s 2:31

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White

Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.
John Wayne

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you: you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
Bob Marley

Christmas gift suggestions: to your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
Oren Arnold

Getting ready for the Falcon’s Game today with Erika Rowell!

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In 2008 I was managing The Beggars’ Guild and booked a gig in south Georgia. The bar, the name escapes me, was a small town soldier bar and seemed right up our alley. “This”, as I emphatically stated with waving arms and supercharged emotion to the band, “was the perfect bar for TBG. This could be our home away from home!” Well, not so fast there Tits McGhee.