I got 99 problems and a winning bracket ain’t one. ∞
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3AM, and you’re home alone, and you don’t have a baby! ∞
Your future employer WILL judge you by the things you post on the internet. The internet is forever. Think about that before you press the button…every time. If your mom and dad shouldn’t see it…don’t post it.
In an alternate universe somewhere, all the ducks are making white girl faces.
OH MY GOD! I just realized that football season is over. What will I do on Sunday? WHAT WILL I DO?
Women love it when you emit three high pitched squawks, inflate your expandable throat pouch, and then dart back and forth between trees.
Glen Pridgen Band – Live at Smiths Olde Bar – 10/25/2014
They sing to the tambourine and the lyre and rejoice to the sound of the pipe.
Lets get this show on the road! Smith’s Olde Bar…Here We Come!!!
Hard to sleep when the creative juices are flowing