Ok, let’s play a game! I got the letter “P”

Something I hate… Pleather. It makes my thighs weep.

Something I love… Plastic..think about it. Plastic rules the world. I’m communicating right now with it. It’s water proof. It can be shiny..or not..depending on your needs. Thinking about investing all my money in plastic futures.

Somewhere I’d like to go…Pluto. I would be the coolest person ever. Everyone would want to know all about pluto. But I would only tell the special people. They would make movies about the many tales I would tell and only the special people would know if they were true or not. Pluto..final answer. 

Someone I know…Pickle McJanson. He is the voice in my head that tells me I’m pretty when I’m having a bad head day. He yells “Go Get’em Champ” when I feel like giving up. He whispers into my tear filled ears “It just means she wasn’t the one for you buddy…thats it…get it all out.” I love you Pickle McJanson

Favorite movie…Pootie Tang….duh. a fine story about a musician/actor/folk hero of the ghetto as he runs the streets as a child and rises to defeat corporate america. Sounds a lot like Pridgen Tang if you ask me!